The questions that put the wonder in Wonder Woman

• Does your chewing gum loose it’s flavor on the bedpost over night?
• Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• Why are the numbers on a phone opposite of the numbers on an adding machine?
• What if the hokey pokey is really what it’s all about?
• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated or martyred instead of just murdered?
• Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
• Why is it that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up like every two hours?
• If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
• If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?
• Why doesn’t Wylie E. Coyote just buy dinner, instead of all of the faulty ACME crap?
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
• Why do adults point at you with their finger and berate you: “It’s not polite to point!”
• When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
• When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
• Why do people swear? It sounds like hell. (I swear it does)
• Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ‘up over’?
• What’s another word for thesaurus?
• Why do people say they’re sweating like a pig? PIGS DON’T SWEAT.
• Do witches run spell checkers?
• If a person uses fancy words would you say they’re talking in cursive?
• Why do people pay to go to the top of big buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
• Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
• Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
• Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
• What do you say if you’re talking to God, and he sneezes?
• Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
• What do batteries run on?
• If a wood chuck can chuck wood why is the phrase: “if a wood chuck could chuck wood” even in the stupid tongue twister?
• When you see a solid red hand when you’re about to cross the street, you’re supposed to stop. Are you supposed to stop- go- stop- go- stop- go in accordance with the red flashing hand?
• How do people always know when you’ve crossed the invisible line?
• Why do people claim that you ate all the cookies when you only took the last one?
• People always say “It’s always the last place you look.” Does anyone keep looking after they’ve found what they’re looking for?
• Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say “Do Not Pass”?
• Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
• Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?