A Dose of Humor

When I got to work today people were in a bad mood. I started telling the dumbest jokes I could think of, and I have to admit, the others had some pretty dumb ones too. BUT it put a smile on all of our faces. 😀 Here’s what I got:

 

Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A. Because if they had four they’d be a sedan.

 

Q. Where does dragon milk come from?
A. Short cows.

 

Q.Where does a general keep his armies?
A. Up his sleevies.

 

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel that looks like it’s attached to his belt. The bar tender says, “What’s up with the steering wheel?”
The pirate replies, “Arrghh… it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

 

A man walked into his doctors office wearing only plastic wrap. The doctor took one look at him and said, “I can clearly see your nuts.”

 

George Washington, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton are on a ship when it starts to sink.
George Washington yells, “Save the women!”
George W. Bush yells, “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton says, “Do we have time?”

 

Got any more? I sure could use them on days like this.

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3 thoughts on “A Dose of Humor

  1. Do you remember this one? I believe I heard this one from you. Around girls camp era…. How many flapjacks does it take to roof a doghouse? None! Because ice cream don’t have bones. Yeah it was hilarious, then.

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