Say it fast and furious…

Politely so professional
Digressing to political
Somewhat diabolical
Always analytical
And most of all illogical
Can’t grasp the metaphysical
Born & bred, died in the wool
Don’t take me for a motley fool
Livin’ live has been my school
Bothersome they just persist
Make me wanna slit my wrist
Demand it with an iron fist
Don’t think now, you must enlist
Sorry doesn’t make my list
Even if you think I’ve dis’d
Somday you might get the jist
Of something that you may have missed