There was this one time when I was looking for a book at Barnes & Noble and I didn’t know the name of the book or the author of the book, but I did and do know the best line from the book. It goes something like this- the lady goes, “Sing it Clambone” and then the guy goes, “You know I will you sexy bitch!” Needless to say, I never found the book, but I’m still searching. One day, one fine day I will find that book, and I will finally be satisfied.
UPDATE: FOUND IT! The book is “Never Mind the Pollacks”